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Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:50:04 +0100

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Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:49:50 +0100

Best amazon product review ever

Sat, 30 May 2009 16:08:00 +0100

Best amazon product review ever

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Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:02:49 +0100

Another way for multiply

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 15:26:14 +0100

Another way for multiply

"Indecision may or may not be my problem."

Sat, 28 Feb 2009 00:20:00 +0000

“Indecision may or may not be my problem.”

- Jimmy Buffett

"Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be..."

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:45:44 +0000

“Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.”

- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989.

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Fri, 13 Feb 2009 01:13:07 +0000

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Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:01:40 +0000

Dear Mr. Horrible, why are you so fucking annoying when my tits are so hard and I can’t. Also I would like to smoke hard amazing again when notoriously I want to smoke. Considering the complexities caused by a huge deficiency which breaks my bottles (I hate lentils). Yesterday I sent something interesting, but forgot the guys because I’m lost.

Dear Adi,
In the beginning of a beautiful day I thought you were supposed to talk about bullshit that make the difference that she gave me. Why are you so hard to get, when I have an ejaculation that makes me feel wet. Lets go high and low to a place where we can be together in a big bed where we could have good times. That would make me be satisfied, is gone in the beach your utopia. I dream about all the things that remind me of the good and the bad of this amazing days that are gone.
Lets drink and live and drink and happily.
Best regard
I fuck your mamma and I smoke every day and I will become a tree.
P.S. Suck my cock

Dear Pablo, why are you not allowing me to go to the party and touch your astonishingly hot ass and lick my nipples which are so fucking awsemoe. Moreover I would like to fuck whatever makes sounds on your body. When I saw you for the first time I felt something special I couldn’t describe but I want that it lasts forever. Afterwards I felt so hot and I took my clothes off but I was dressed like an onion that made me feel like a smaller onion looking for something which would allow me to realize that I have a carrot in my ass. However I am allergic to mangoes, I couldn’t resist to sleep with you. Where are the days when the coconuts used to rubbed your mangoes? I wonder… Those really hot days break my balls because they burn me. If I could I would. Because I’m fucked I became a fucking animal, yes I became a transvestite and my dick likes onions, mangoes and coconuts. Making it like a fluid which enters my brain and goes straight to my heart.
Ps Don’t suck my cock though but don’t suck my cock though cuz you are a man

Dear Putin,
If you would mercifully agree that you’re stupid and why don’t you hang out with you’re mother any more. Can I not be a part of it anymore please. Thank you in advance. I don’t like your face you Russian ugly mother fucker. I actually like more than you can think but I was kidding and jimi Hendrix falling off the ceiling, guys can we all concentrate in making fall. Mr putin please put a spell on me by the place you like, stop the thinkgs you do. You’re new target should be to be a good boy when you are with your mother and your bodyguards and your rocketsand your hat on your head. When your shirt off without thinking of the consequences of having your banana, innocent children die because chicita gives them cancer all over their bodies and I don’t understand your way of thinking.
Why don’t you fuck off?

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Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:46:13 +0000

Chuck norris facts

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:37:00 +0000

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win Connect4 in 3 movements.

"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it."

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:20:14 +0000

“Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.”

- Mahatma Gandhi

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Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:12:29 +0000

ASCII Matrix

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Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:06:16 +0000