Chuck norris facts

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win Connect4 in 3 movements.

“Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.”

—Mahatma Gandhi

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